Kanye West Throws Another Public Tantrum; Commissioning A Portrait Of Kim Kardashian! I can only say bless his heart so many times before I stop meaning it. I think I probably stopped meaning it about twenty blesses ago when it comes to Kanye West. The mans ego is out of control. Id really like to sit down with him for just fifteen minutes to see if he really is as painfully egotistical as he seems. He could style me. Id wear a crystal mask and report back the truth. Its an open invitation, Ye. You can even bring Marilyn Monroe Kim Kardashian. No, no, dont bring her. Regardless, call me! The tiny rapper has been especially douchetastic this week, throwing a temper tantrum on stage at a Florida concert and commissioning what Im sure he considers to be the next, no make that the first and best, Mona Lisa. Im sorry DaVinci, but Andy Warhols niece? Shes got the best painting of all time. Of all time! Bless his heart. CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR MORE! According to Fox News (I know, I know), Kanye has yet to figure out how to raise the dead (thats so 2014 for this guy!), so hes figured out the next best thing to having Andy Warhol immortalize Kim in a piece of art. Hes hired the late Warhols Arizona-based niece to paint his fiance. While Monica Warhol never met her pop artist icon of an uncle, she shares his love of silk-screening photographs. She reveals, “I never studied Andy. I never owned a book about him until about a year ago,” adding that she is drawn to the medium because it is extremely physical. The artist explains that Andys father and her grandfather were brothers (so theyre more like second cousins? Im no genealogist) , and he died when she was just ten-years-old. However, she thinks he would approve of her latest muse. Monica explains, “She’s an icon. She’s famous for nothing. Andy would have loved her. Kim is beautiful. She’s so manufactured. She looks like a human Barbie.” Has she been taking public speaking courses at the University of Yeezus Online? As if that news isnt awesome enough on its own, the misunderstood genius stormed off stage after performing only three songs at his Tampa concert. Why? The laser mountains sucked. Duh. Not to mention, some poor girl named Laura didnt tweak Kanyes mic to give him a deeper voice. You can bet your ass that Laura is looking for a new job today! Radar Online is reporting on Kanyes meltdown. A local newspaper claims that when the tiny rapper reappeared to finish the show “West went off on ‘nice, good, safe celebrities’ who hold their tongue out of fear, dreaming that he was Steve Jobs, the Wright Brothers, Thomas Edison and Nelson Mandela, and the way both ‘haters’ and fans benefit him in the end.” Kanye apparently asked the crowd, “How many people you know that you talk to on a day-to-day basis that made a … mountain open up in Tampa tonight,” adding, “So all the other [things] I’m talking about, is it crazy or is it possible?” Im going to go with the former. If youve got a few minutes to waste, check out a video of the mayhem. Bless him. Seriously.
Posted on: Thu, 05 Dec 2013 06:35:46 +0000
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