Kegg Flloyd A student playing with his teachers intelligence asked thus: STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question? TEACHER: Yes! STUDENT: How can one put an elephant inside the fridge? TEACHER: I dont know. STUDENT: Its easy, you just open the fridge and put it in there. I have another question! TEACHER: Ok, ask. STUDENT: How can one put a donkey inside the fridge? TEACHER: Its easy, you just open the fridge and put it in there. STUDENT: No sir, you just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in there TEACHER: Ooh... ok! STUDENT: If all the animals went to the lions birthday party with one animal missing, which animal would it be? TEACHER: The lion of course because it would eat all the animals. STUDENT: No sir, its the donkey because its still inside the fridge. TEACHER: Are you kidding me? STUDENT: No sir, one more last question. TEACHER: Ok! STUDENT: If theres a river of crocodiles and you want to cross, how would you? TEACHER: Theres no way, I would need a ladder to cross. STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lions birthday party. continue reading....
Posted on: Fri, 16 Jan 2015 06:54:34 +0000