Kegg Flloyd WIFE: darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face? HUSBAND: had a terrible day, i lost all my colleagues today at work. WIFE: blood of Jesus! what happened? HUSBAND: there was a fire outbreak down in the tunnel and everybody died! WIFE: what a pity! darling I thank God for keeping you alive, how did you make it out my dear? HUSBAND: darling, it was Gods work, my stomach was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease myself in the toilet. WIFE: darling, thank God you are alive, what would have happened to us? I feel so much pity for their families. so bad, how are they going to survive now? HUSBAND: my dear its a pity, but UNITED NATIONS has decided to give the families of the deceased 900 million each. WIFE: what?!!!!! 900 million what? so because of your useless stomach upset and the foolish toilet and your refusal to die with your colleagues make me miss that money?? I beg if you dont want trouble, go back and die with your colleagues continue reading....
Posted on: Tue, 27 Jan 2015 08:24:28 +0000
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