• Killing Jack Bauer doesnt make him dead. It just makes him angry. • Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone. • Jack Bauer doesnt miss. If he didnt hit you its because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away. • In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life? • Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still cant believe that wimp went to the hospital first. • When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, Previously, on 24... • Al Qaedas recent proposal for truce is a direct result of them finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive. • Jack Bauers favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent. •When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesnt go off, security gives him a gun. • Jack Bauer doesnt take fingerprints, he takes fingers. Only Jack Bauer can _______________ ________
Posted on: Thu, 19 Jun 2014 11:35:48 +0000
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