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Kindly take this status seriously as we got to know Islamabad is being attacked by cannibals. This is a serious issue nd take following precautions to save yourselves from being eaten: 1) Don’t wear dresses in which you can look tasty. 2) Don’t sweat yourself as it can give illusion of cooked food 3) Practice running as fats are an attraction easy to prey, easy cook (no oil required in cooking) 4) Wear dresses in which u can run promptly.. 5) Keep a baseball bat nearby. 6)if in a close encounter place a brick or stone in an open mouth it will get the jaws stuck nd will buy u sometime. 7) Don’t trust any police guy they might be taking bribe from the man eaters 9) Confirm before going for a voluntary blood donation 10) Don’t play hero nd run screaming in case of any situation. 11) Don’t go for unknown calls and meet ups. 12) Keep an open eye for blood spots. Lastly stop watchin AXN an get some fresh air bt still take precautionary measures. The fire in Margallas was reported to be from cannibals having BBQ
Posted on: Fri, 06 Jun 2014 21:14:24 +0000

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