Kissing Babies to Singing Kumbaya! Ive got the perfect summit setting for world leaders to negotiate world peace. Though I hate the cold, all leaders would meet on a hillside clearing in the Arctic Circle. This is crucial to maximize the full potential and enjoyment of the necessary element - hot chocolate. It would flow like a steaming river from a massive fondue machine. The view would be as the temples of old. All would be compelled to pay homage to it. Anyhow, this nectar would soothe the tummies and calm all troubled hearts. Next, they would all sit down on the hillside with cocoa in hand and listen to further instruction from me. I would school them in the art and correct handling and unwrapping of chocolates. To foster working together I would pair them all up. It would be so inspirational that they would know me thenceforth as the Master Benevolent Chocolatier. At the end of this Part 1 of the Summit we would then adjourn to the woods where a great hall stands. This hall is a massive natural sauna. In this steamy sauna amid the frozen tundra of the Arctic Circle, we would then have open dialogue of how best to spread the word of peace - the chocolate bar. As we all parade around in our bath towel tunics we would gain greater understanding and appreciation for one another. Soon the fruits of this Summit would be made manifest. Nation populations would dance around with flowers in their hair and build homes of cocoa beans. Prison bars would be switched out for inspirational pulpits. Bar taps would be replaced with hot chocolate machines in all their splendor. Extremists would learn to lie down in humbled submission before the chocolate pond and would relinquish all desire for harm. Last but not least, and not that I would actually advocate it, my name would be etched upon every building as the greatest Chocolatier of all time. My inclination would be to rebuke the people and tell them to stop etching my name. Yet........ one doesnt want to be rude. :)
Posted on: Thu, 01 Jan 2015 15:14:09 +0000
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