Knock knock. Hi, Im Daniel with Comcast. I need to access the cable tap in your backyard for an audit. Are there any dogs back there? Nope. Go ahead. Thanks I walk over to the corner of the yard and hear a low deep growl from behind the garage. I turn around and see the biggest pit bull Ive ever seen. He starts charging at me full speed. I haul ass across the yard and leap over the fence just before demon dog chomps on my nuts. The whole time I was running all I could hear in my head was Chopper, sick balls. I knew my parkour skills would have a practical application one day. Knock knock. Hi, its Daniel with Comcast again. Would you mind locking up Cujo so I can do my job?
Posted on: Fri, 12 Dec 2014 18:28:28 +0000