Komedian berdarah Yahudi Jon Stewart menyajikan satir tentang konflik Israel dengan Gaza. Karena bahasa Inggris saya tak begitu bagus, saya bersusah payah mencarikan script nya di google, setidaknya sebagian, mungkin semuanya . ----- Stewart: “Both sides are engaging in aerial bombardment, but one side appears to be bomb-better-at it. (Studio laughter at the wordplay.) Most Hamas rockets are neutralized by Israel’s Iron Dome technology, and Israeli citizens can even now download a warning app. (Cut to clip of Israel’s US ambassador Ron Dermer explaining how Israelis can know where and when they’re being attacked.) So Israelis seem to have a high-tech, smart-phone alert system.” ------ Stewart: “How are the Gazans notified? (Cut to a clip explaining that Israel carries out “a small mortar explosion” on the roof of a building that is to be bombed “which serves as an Israeli warning of an upcoming airstrike.” Back to Stewart.) “Hmmm. So the Israeli military warns Gaza residents of imminent bombing (pause for comedic effect), with a smaller warning bombing! (Laughter). An amuse-boom, if you will.” (Studio laughter, clapping, cheering.) ----- Stewart: “And then, at that point what are Gazans supposed to do? (Cut to clip describing how one Gazan family was told by the Israeli military that it had three minutes to evacuate.) “Evacuate to where?!” Well, how about anywhere but that house and immediate area. Stewart: “Have you ****ing seen Gaza?! It’s this big.” (Map shows tiny Gaza) “Israel blocked this border. Egypt blocked this border. What, are they supposed to swim for it?” (Gales of studio laughter.) ----- Stewart: “Perhaps nothing sums up the asymmetrical nature of this conflict more than a quick check-in with the correspondents assigned to the respective beats. (Picture of NBC correspondents side by side in their different locations — the relaxed man in Tel Aviv in orange polo shirt, and the embattled man in Gaza up to his neck in a heavy blue protective vest, marked PRESS; quite the hilarious contrast.) Look at this. The Gaza reporter looks like an extra from ‘The Hurt Locker,’ while the reporter in Israel looks like he’s going to bang out his stand-up and then head to a Jimmy Buffett concert. They’re a living political cartoon for the war in the Middle East.” (More huge laughs.) ----- Stewart, wrapping up: “The world, the world has gone mad.”
Posted on: Fri, 25 Jul 2014 20:37:13 +0000
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