Kuch khatti meethi baatein Biwi(Gusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phir Itni Der Se Kha Kyon Rahi Ho….?? ************** Husband wife mein ladai hui, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb: Raat ko phone pe,”Khaney mein kya hai” Wife: Zeher. Husb: Main der se aonga, tum kha kar so jaana *************** * Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-becaus e main itni khushi bardasht nahin kar sakta:D *************** Wife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete Husband: Isi Liye To Usey Jannat Kehte Hain ..: *************** * Q. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE? A. In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’ *************** *** Difference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!! ************ Wife: Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho?” Husband: Shahjahan Jitna.” Wife: Mere Marne Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?” Husband: Maine Toh Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai, DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!
Posted on: Wed, 20 Nov 2013 16:24:22 +0000
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