LAUGH AND FORGET YOUR PASSWORD :) Mr. 419: Hello, how are you? Me: Fine. Pls, who am I speaking with? Mr. 419: Dont you remember me? Who do you know in UK dat could be calling? (Sensing a scam, I threw in a trap?) Me: Johnson! Is that you? (Meanwhile, I dont know any Johnson in UK.) (Thinking its a break, he swallows the bait) Mr. 419 : Of course, this is Johnson! How come you didnt recognize my voice initially? (Certain its a scam, I decided to punish him verbally and financially. I had the time that morning so I was going to assist him waste his call credit.) Me: Jooooooohnson! You are a very bad boy. Your father died, you didnt so much as show up or send a note. Your children will repay you with such. Didnt you hear about his demise? He was so bitter and full of original and heavy curses for you. Mr. 419: (Obviously subdued) I didnt hear. I would have come. Me: Too bad. You heard your mama has HIV/AIDS too? You didnt hear about that ? Mr. 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, I didnt hear ! Me: (Enjoying myself thoroughly) Too bad! Is your wife that foolish too? Not even a word from her after you folks married without our blessings? If the husband is not wise, is the wife lame-witted too? Mr. 419: Shes fine. Im certain shell get across to you. Theres an issue? (breaking in before he begins his story) Me: Ah! Jooohnson, you offended me. I sent you money to buy me a car and you just disappeared. When am I having my money back? You want me to curse you too like your father did? I dont have his kind of patience ! Im sure you know. I wont wait that long before I give you what you deserve. Ill pronounce wicked curses on u !!! Mr. 419: (Grunted). This issue is important.....!!! Me: Shut up!! When are you sending money home? We sent you to school, clothed you and sent you abroad, Are you now a 419? The guy ended the call straight....... :) ;)
Posted on: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 07:03:42 +0000