LINGUISTIC FUN The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. (In a Bucharest hotel lobby) To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. (Inside an elevator in Yugoslavia) Please leave your values at the front desk. (At a Paris hotel) For your convenience we recommend courteous, efficient self-service. (At a Hong Kong supermarket) Drop your trousers here for best results. (At a Taiwanese laundry) Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. (At a Hong Kong tailor shop) A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers. (In an East African newspaper) Teeth extracted by the latest methodists. (Advertisement of a Hong Kong dentist) Stop -- Drive sideways. (Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan) Specialist in women and other diseases. (On the door of a Roman doctors office) Cooles and heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself. (Instructions accompanying new Japanese air conditioners) English well talking. Here speeching American. (Signs at two Majorcan shops) Do not enter lift backwards, and only when lit up. (In a Paris hotel elevator) Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily. (In an Athens hotel) You are invited to take advantage of the women who are employed to clean the room. (In a Japanese hotel) Ladies may have a fit upstairs. (In a Hong Kong tailor shop) Ladies, please leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. (Outside a Rome laundry) Take one of our horse-drawn city tours. We guarantee no miscarriages. (Czech tourist agency brochure) We take your bags and send them in all directions. (Slogan of a Dutch airline) If this is your first visit to the Soviet Union, youre welcome to it. (At a Moscow hotel) Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. (Inside a Swedish lounge)
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