LOCATION , LOCATION , LOCATION You ended up with gun grease on your shirt Shaking hands you put the night to rest Called out to your dreams Let me sleep in Heavens Florida The jewel is in the crown This life is only A test Filled your pockets with treasure Any chance you could I could hear you coming a mile away Your nervous laugh Like a B movie queen With a death wish East of Hollywood They tarred and feathered you more than once , but actually It’s not a bad look There’s no sense seeing the movie When you live your life by the book You left your baby shoes on my doorstep I had them bronzed It left you dumbfounded Not to mention It was hard For you to put them back on At the first sight of land we’ll set sail I hear there’s a nice spot out on the ocean Where we can drown Sun spots are flaring , you should stop staring Curse the grain that runs against us It’s all you can do To make a frown Heaven has a Florida The Angels vacation off the coast My old mans in a row boat east of Heavens Cuba Learning to play the Tuba Jesus is rolling his eyes looking , like he just saw a Holy Ghost There’s more than one way to live But when you’re dead it’s more than just for a little while I’m wondering if God still wears a baby blue polyester leisure suit he spends his weekends in Heavens Florida White shoes and fat ties you know They never go out of style The Angels put snowballs in the freezer In case there’s a snowballs chance in Hell What happens in Heaven stays in Heaven Mums the word You said what are they gonna do Kill me if I tell Save me a lounge chair by the pool I hear they make the drinks up there with the little umbrellas they’ve got timeshares for sale in Heavens Florida is nothing sacred even Jesus has something to sell us Hell may be warm but it’s got no good real estate Heavens Florida is where you want to be heading when you kick the bucket just ask the guy for a pamphlet when you hit the Golden Gate You ended up with gun grease on your shirt Shaking hands you put the night to rest Called out to your dreams Let me sleep in Heavens Florida The jewel is in the crown This life is only A test © Glenn Bowie 2012
Posted on: Sat, 08 Feb 2014 18:50:27 +0000
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