LOL People are Funny for real,how do u come in to this???? Status updates we would see on facebook if we were in the times of the Bible tukiwa na kina Moses, Noah, Adam, Abraham na Jesus (If facebook existed): 1.Guys its scary, Lots wife just turned into a pillar of salt! Woi # shaking# 2. Judas Iscariot posts: Am broke na kuna vile Yesu amezubaa, hit inbox if interested # ASAP !! 3. One of Jesus disciples post: What a long day..Walking and preaching the gospel. Now chilling with my brothers. These guys are funny aki..(LLP) Laughing Like Pharaoh........ #SMH 4. Just chilling in first class at Noahs ark, the view here is fantastic.. But this Lions keep staring at me viweird. # Noah s voyage 5.O M G!!!! The red sea just parted before my eyes. You guys you should see this!! Instagram pap! # shocked4Days # 6. Ai na huyu Mary.. Cant believe shes still singing the Im a virgin song na she is pregz. Gosh some girls tho # rollingEyes# 7.Chilling with Moses at Mt.Sinai guys. Theres some miracles going on here.. # kureceive manna from heaven NAYO!!! 8.Eve and her hubby got banished, ati they ate the forbidden fruit. I mean who does that? #smh# 9.Jacobs status: Things we do for love, cant believed I worked for her father for 14 years just to get her. Love u Rachel. # feeling in love... 10.Some people are so cruel.... Sasa kama Cane...how do u kill your own brother? RIP Abel... # NKT 11. .Pimping my camel... Jerusalem here I come.... # Roadtrip
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 17:36:35 +0000