LUOS NA ENGLISH, DONGE !!! ONYANGO HAD TAKEN NJERI TO LUANDA KO-TIENO TO INTRODUCE HER TO HIS FATHER BUT DID THE MISTAKE OF LEAVING HIS FATHER WITH NJERI WHILE GOING TO SAY HI TO THE NEIGHBOURS* FATHER: I deduce from ur luminated body that ur from the lineage of solanum tubelosum (nyar-rabuon) NJERI: sorry? FATHER: mimi kwisaulisa kama wewe iko okuyu NJERI: yea im kiuk FATHER: do u harbour the intellect that my son is not bombarded with currency and that ur attachement with him must purely stem from emossons? NJERI: yes..i love ur son very much FATHER: tremendous. so r u entertaining trials at hypothesising a possible union? NJERI: yes, we are engaged. FATHER: wewe nakaribiswa hapa sana NJERI: thank u....eeeh please show me to the ladies washrooms FATHER: it is within 23 degrees south west of this structure. there is a tree within its close proximity that is endowed with ernomous foliage of leaves which we utilise to frictionate against the periphery of our anal opening to rid off faecate residue after excreating NJERI: Sorry? FATHER: mimi kwisa-ambia wewe sisi hatumii tisuuuu ..sisi napangusa na oboke NJERI: ok thanks but i carried an extra tissue FATHER: ohh..u had forecasted that u will be harbouring the urge to dispensate stool?. kijana yangu kwisapata a wise matrimonial associate NJERI: thanx FATHER: lakini iko namna hii. this is contrary to the toilets ur accustomed to in nairobi . we posses a pit latrine NJERI: haina shida... FATHER: No..there exist challanges. u have to exercise precision while faecating. the margin for error is minimal as that will necessiate ur stool frictionating against the sides of the toilet hole and thereby injurious to the aesthetics of the pit latrine NJERI: sorry, what? FATHER: yaani na-ambia wewe that kabla ya wewe ku-achilia, make sua matako yako na-ambatana sambamba na shimo NJERI: Ok FATHER: then make sua that ur first attempt has achieved pin-point accuracy as it will set precedence path for the other subsequent discharges. u know it will be challenging since unlike the toilets u have in nairobi where u just sit, here ur rear-end is suspended in the air dangling in absencia of support and may make aiming a herculine task. on a positive note, u dont need to flas as gravity will take care of ur emissions. wewe naelewa haya yote? NJERI: eeegh...yeah, kinda..... FATHER: or are u orchastrating the ejection of semi-solid faecate involuntarily without ur consent? NJERI: ehhh whats that? FATHER: mimi naulisa kama wewe nahara? kama wewe iko nahara apana aibika, na-ambia tu mimi napeleka wewe kwa msituni alafu wewe nahara bila wasi wasi . hapana hara kwa choo, wewe naesa chafulia sisi hapo sawasawa
Posted on: Sun, 23 Jun 2013 07:20:46 +0000
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