La cantina, un student voia sa ia si el masa. Nu vede nici un loc - TopicsExpress

La cantina, un student voia sa ia si el masa. Nu vede nici un loc liber, decat langa un profesor… Se duce langa acesta si se aseaza… Profesorul, caustic: - Lebedele nu pot sa se hraneasca impreuna cu porcii!… Studentul isi ia frumos tava de pe masa si spune: - Atunci, eu am zburat!… Profesorul, furios, se gandeste ca trebuie sa incerce sa-l tina minte pe student, ca sa-l pice… La examen, profesorul ii pune cele mai grele intrebari, dar studentul raspunde foarte bine. Apoi, ii pune o intrebare oarecare: - Mergi pe un drum si gasesti doi saci: unul cu minte si unul cu aur… Pe care il iei? Studentul: - Pe cel cu aur. Profesorul: - Eu l-as lua pe cel cu minte!… Studentul: - Pai, fiecare cu ce-i lipseste!… Profesorul se supara rau si ii scrie pe foaia de examen: ‘MAGAR’. Studentul isi ia foaia si iese din sala, fara sa se mai uite pe ea… Dupa putin timp se intoarce si spune: - Domnule profesor, v-ati semnat, dar nu mi-ati pus nota!…

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