Ladies,I will unfriend you if: 1.You wear mosquito net that reveals the treasures in your anatomy account instead of wearing Hijab 2.If you wear high heel shoes as if you want to pick something from the top floor of KICC by standing next to it 3.If you put a safety belt on your head that makes you look like safaricom network mast on Ngong hills. 4.You have names that ends with suffix -licious eg Amrilicious,Bootylicious,Jinnilicious & whateverlicious 5.Your name is opposite of your reality I.e you call yourself cadey & you resemble my high school black bata shoe or you call yourself Qalanjo/Quruxleyda & you look like a rhino in Maasai Mara national park. 6.If you apply Dura coat I.e Blue lips,black nose,yellow eyelid & pink hands such that you resemble a twin sister of agama lizard in Kalahari desert. 7.If your post starts like MashaAllah chilling out with friends @ sijui such & such restaurant while the photo in the background shows you are standing next to a bill board advertising diapers in the neighbourhood. 8.You have female genital mutilated English like k,luv yah,xo xo xwit,gotta cal yah,xure,bebz,
Posted on: Sun, 11 Jan 2015 07:41:33 +0000
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