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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the gameshow everyones least-aware of: Whats Jacob Eating for Dinner!? (Whats Jacob Eating for Dinner was filmed before a live cobweb and a dead moth.) Im your host, Jacob Wiser. Lets MEAT (laugh track) our contestant. Hailing from Murfreesboro, TN, its none other than Jacob Wiser! Jacob, tell us: how are you? Starving, Jacob, just starving. Why dont you tell the audience that story you told me backstage? Well Jacob, today I ate out and had leftovers, but I left the box sitting on the table like a fat man who briefly forgot food was a thing that exists. Im so embarrassed! Happens to all of us Jacob! Happens to all of us! Now how hungry are you? Why, so hungry I could make a third person status about how hungry I was as a game show! Some people will like it! Maybe even finish reading it! Okay there pal, lets not get ahead of ourself. (Great another looney-toon.) Well be right back folks! (Proceeds to eat moth and cobweb.)
Posted on: Fri, 07 Mar 2014 00:28:00 +0000

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