Last night my sister walks into my house with a big smile saying Come outside, I have something for you... I could easily believe Laz Alonso was waiting a la Jumping the Broom... But this is reality... I could half believe theres a black on black Range Rover with black rims with a huge crimson bow waiting in my parking lot... I could even imagine the staff from Lees Vacuum off Rea Rd with a 4000.09 giftcard to cover my dream sewing machine... But no! She tells me that her Uber driver is single and said he was looking for a good woman and she told him How ironic my sister is single, a good woman and interested in a good man... I almost walked her out the door past my terrace to the curb with him! I said now the weird Uber driver knows where I stay and that Im single! Great! Now I will have to watch my surveillance cameras more often.... 😡😡😡 He could just show up at anytime! She goes So are you coming outside to meet him or not? 😒 Really?!? I think Ive got better luck walking down the aisle at church tapping random men on the shoulder....
Posted on: Wed, 24 Dec 2014 21:16:14 +0000
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