Last nights dream about Louis C.K. showing me around his huge house with two kitchens, then using a katana to kick the shit out of ten Chinese ninjas (you read that right) was brought to you by...Tylenol. And possibly anesthesia after effects. After beating the ninjas, we ran to a Korean school to pick up a very overweight Tracy Jordan who tried to get me to wear his new line of shoes in a video. Of course I did it, and was thoroughly mocked by six year old school girls who were convinced Id never find the right shade of sparkly red lipgloss. I did find it though (Candy Candy, btw), we shot the video in these crazy high top Lego shoes, then had to bolt before the Chinese government came to kill us all. The end.
Posted on: Thu, 29 May 2014 03:06:43 +0000
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