#LastNight #TrueStory Meeting relatives after long. Aunt: (typical question) Aur Gudiya.. what are you doing these days? Completed studies? Me: No not yet chachi, working somewhere. (didnt wanna tell) Aunt : waah. Good.. now marriag.....(uncle interrupts *thank you*) Uncle: (taking interest) which company? Me: umm.. just KOD ( using acronym, keeping low profile) Uncle: kod? Gurgaon? Me: (damn he knows!) (Faking smile) Ji. Uncle: What do you do ther...(cousins literally jumped over me like hounds) Junior cousin: wow dii.. i went there.. woow.. now Ill go with you.. wow.. wow.. Me: ( :-/ what happened? Where am I? ) hmm hmm sure anytime.. :) ( badi aayi behen ki didi! ) Elder cousin: Good Gudiya.. Achaaaa.. even I wanted to go there with your bhabhi.. You must be having passes.. ( grins *hehe*) Me: (inside my head * #facepalm*) No bhaiya, I dont roam about in entertainment area, I work in the office, back office you see.. even I havent seen the place yet.. (Grr..I hate explaining) He: Oh.. acha.. acha.. Then you must be getting discount on the passes? Me: (#DoublePalmsOnMyFace) Havent enquired about it yet, Ill let you know :) And Auntie gave vent to her stuck desires : Ab toh Gudiya ki shaadi bhi ho jani chahiye.. :) (I can see shadi laal ghar jodey waving devils tail on her shoulder) Me: ( Anti-Marriage excuse squad mode on.. *ready to claim to be a lesbian/disclose my affair with 70 years ameer buddha/having affair with married man/being impotent/ possessed by demon and turned into paapi chudail into my grooms kundli* ) (faking blush) Kya chachi aap bhi.. Somebody ask me water please.. :(
Posted on: Tue, 22 Apr 2014 01:40:38 +0000
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