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Laugh & Laugh (1)Put your wife in a room & lock it. Put your dog in another room & lock it !!! Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you ! 😝😝 (Group members are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog!!) 😊 Dont laugh loud ---- 😃😃 The extended version says... (2) Put your husband in a room & lock it. Put your dog in another room & lock it !!! Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but youll be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before!!! 😝😝 (3) Always keep your spouse’s picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!… Superb Attitude for Life!! (4) If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable. If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy. (5)A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband… “Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…!!!! (6)Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body. (7) Generally a man does not go to the place again where he has been cheated once… But many people still go to their in-laws place..???? (8)Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day! Dad: What role are you playing? Pappu: A husband! Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues! (9) Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”. Man inside: “I am talking to my wife” (10) A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot” (11) Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor! (12)Best one line ad by a married man on OLX: For Sale – Wedding Suit, used only once by Mistake…… 😜 (13)Million dollar question If Saturday and Sunday does not excite you~~ change your friends,If Monday does not motivate you~ change your profession. If Monday is too exciting and you are dying to get to work~ then change your spouse Disclaimer no offence to anyone Gud Night Sapna Suhana Wish Karta Dinesh Jhurana

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