Laugh and forget your name Only Akpors just got admitted to the village school, AKPAROROROKO GRAMMAR SCHOOL d best school in d village and it was his first day in school an inspector was visiting. The CRK teacher was in class telling them the story of DANIEL IN THE LIONS DEN when he sighted the principal and the inspector heading towards the class. The Old and forgetful CRK teacher wrote GENESIS as the topic on the board without thinking. Class: Good mooooooorning sir, we are happy to see u sir. Inspector: Good morning class, i can see your teacher is telling you what happened in the book of genesis? Class: Yeeeeeeeees sir. Inspector (pointing to Akpors): Ok, you there, who killed Abel? Akpors: Sir i dont know, i have been in the class since 8.am ask my friend Amos, i didnt killed Abel sir. Inspector (angry ): I said who killed Abel? Akpors: I am a Christian, i cant kill. I dont even know this Abel you are talking of, is he in our class? Inspector(turni ng to the teacher): Ok teacher can you tell the class who killed Abel? Teacher (kneels down and open his hands wide): My son, How did you expect me to kill, what example will i be laying to my students if i kill a person? Inspector(dissa ppointed turns to the principal): Ok class the principal will help to tell us who killed Abel. Mr principal, who killed Abel? Principal: When u came to my office, didnt you see me there? Inspector: I did. Principal: Did u see blood stains in my hands? Inspector: No Principal: How could i have killed Abel? where is the proof that i did? And the whole class clapped for the principal, d inspector fainted
Posted on: Mon, 12 May 2014 11:24:51 +0000
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