Laugh of the day.... Last nite about 10:30 my phone rang....yes - TopicsExpress



          

Laugh of the day.... Last nite about 10:30 my phone rang....yes while camping. When I looked at it the caller id said Balch Spring Jail. My first thought was Omg, who went to jail....so I answered it reluctently. Jail- is this Michelle Dillon Me- yes Jail- do you live at ***** Me- yes Jail- it appears that your two dogs have jumped the fence and we have them in our custody, can you come get them? Me- Mammm, I as camping, 2 hours away, and my son is at work until 130 am Jail- well what should we do Me- tell the dogs I am not accepting any collect calls, do not try, and I will not put money on their books, they can have Gravy Train instead of Iams. They will just have to sit it out Jail- ok, chuckle and she hung up When I got home...they were both in my backyard with big bones...honest true story
Posted on: Mon, 04 Aug 2014 02:04:52 +0000

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