Laws of life ... *Law of Mechanical Repair* – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch *Law of Gravity* – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. *Law of Probability* – The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. *Law of Random Numbers* – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. *Law of the Alibi* – If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. *Variation Law* – If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). *Law of the Bath* – When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. *Law of Close Encounters* – The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with. *Law of the Result* – When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will. *Law of Biomechanics* – The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. *Law of the Theater* – At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. *The Starbucks Law* – As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. *Law of Physical Surfaces* – The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. *Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance* – If the clothes fit, they’re ugly. *Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy* – As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. *Doctors’ Law* – If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better. Don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick:
Posted on: Tue, 09 Jul 2013 03:42:19 +0000
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