Lawyers shld neva ask a Grogis grandma a question if they are not prepared 4 d answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town, prosecuting attorney called his 1st witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to d stand. He approached her & asked. Mrs. Jones, do u knw me? She responded, why, yes, I do knw u, Mr. Williams. Ive known u since u were a boy, & frankly, uve been a big disappointment 2 me. U are lie, u cheat on ur wife & u manipulate pple & talk abt them behind their backs. U think ure a big shot wen u havent d brains 2realize ull neva amount 2 anything more than a 2-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know u. D lawyer was stunned. Not knowing wat else 2 do, he pointed across d room & asked, Mrs. Jones, do u know d defence attorney? She again replied, why yes, I do know Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. Hes lazy, bigoted & he has a drinking problem. He cant build a normal relationship wit anyone & his law practice is one of d worst in d entire state. Not 2 mention, he cheated his wife wit 3 different women. One of them was ur wife. Yes, I know him. D defence attorney nearly died. D judge asked both counselors 2 approach d bench & in a quiet voice, said, if either of u idiots asks her if she knows me, I will send u both 2 d electric chair. Hapi weekend.
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 19:07:13 +0000
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