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Laying in my room for about 1 and a half hours trying to sleep. I have been unable to due to being tormented by my own super stressful thoughts of the future, relationships with other people, my place in the world and you know all of the most important things in life. This has been happening for the better part of 2 weeks now and as a result I have been waking up with an upset stomach due to what I can only assume is stress. I think my body has developed a defense mechanism to these troubling thoughts and that mechanism is a long loud fart. There I was, consumed by my thoughts racing at about a million miles per second and out of nowhere I conjure one of my more impressive farts. This caused me to cast all of these troubling thoughts out of my head in lieu of hysterical laughter. I mean all these troubling thoughts seem a lot less serious if I am the kind of person that can lay in my room and laugh at my own farts like a damn madman. Thanks body! I will sleep thought free tonight!
Posted on: Sat, 26 Oct 2013 10:06:18 +0000

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