Leaving Tesco earlier after a quick shop for evening snacks. End of week off work. Feeling tired and a little blue at prospect of returning to 9-5 reality. Waiting for Graham to collect me out front of store. A pretty gym buffed man approaches. hello..Im William...I wondered, if I could take your number? I was watching you in there and I think youre lovely.. Stare at him blankly in tired state. Sorry William. I have a boyfriend, hes about to pick me up actu.. Graham pulls up along side me and William,window down. Glares at William. Get in car. Graham:(glaring out at william whos walking away) asking for your number!What a tw*t! What kind of man asks a random stranger for their number whilst shopping in Tesco?!!! might as well stand in the high street and give out his number to anyone remotely normal that passes by!! Whats the difference?! Tw*t! Me: nod.Guess I still got it honey! Apparently not the right answer, if the complete silence on the way home was anything to go by. Silently eating my pic n mix. Wondering if William saw me eat half at the stand so I didnt have to pay for it at weigh-in till.
Posted on: Sun, 06 Jul 2014 21:49:59 +0000
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