Legal talk (read closely): Due to the fact that Ranger Up has NO software that will allow the theft of my personal information, I state: at this date of January 5, 2015, in response to the new guidelines of Ranger Up, pursuant to articles MDCCLXXVI.69, 36, 24, 36 of the code of NUNYA BUSINESS, I declare that my rights are attached to all my personal data, cat pictures, arguments with strangers, lolz, lmao, selfies etc. published on my profile and my page. For commercial use of the foregoing my written consent blah-blah-blah made up legal talk. Those who read this text can do a copy/paste on their Facebook wall… That would be pretty freakin’ sweet of you. This will allow them to place themselves under the protection of aforementioned legal mumbo jumbo. By this statement, I tell Ranger Up that it is strictly forbidden to something, something, something, something, or take any other action against me on the basis of this BS or any of its contents. The actions mentioned above also apply to Soldiers, Sailors, Marines, Airmen, Cops, Firefighters, EMS, or overall Patriots and or other personnel under the direction of Ranger Up and its drunken employees. The content of my profile contains private information…for the most part. The violation of my privacy is punishable by law (UCMJ 1-234 5-678 9-1011 and the Marshall Plan). Ranger Up is not an open capital entity—we keep this thing on lockdown. All members are invited to publish a notice of this kind, or if they prefer, you can copy and paste this version…but we’ll still love you if you don’t. If youre still reading this, mad props. Wait, does anyone even say that anymore?
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 18:36:56 +0000
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