Let me paint this scene for you guys: -Im walking through Home Depot looking for stuff for our store...old man says hell be right with me, so I move out of the way into an aisle that isnt getting any traffic. Enter super cute guy with his cart... -We do the awkward left/right dance until he finally runs his cart into the side of the aisle, knocking things over. -I offer to help clean it up and he declines the offer, scrambling to pick things up. I can tell hes a little embarrassed, so I just walk away to find my old guy. -5 minutes later, Im walking toward the front of the store and spot the cute guy. He glances over just in time to see me walk into the wall. -I go to the self check-out area and end up getting funneled to the spot right next to him. awkward silence. -We leave at the same time, I head left and he heads right into the parking lot...I have no idea where I parked my car. -I find my car and as Im closing in on it, I notice him walking right toward me...he had no idea where he parked either. Turns out he parked right next to me. -I figure at this point, I should say something...so I manage to get out haha looks like Im just following you around all day! and he laughs back with a yep, guess so...nice hangin out! goodnight! as he drops his bags on the ground fumbling with his keys. -I dont wanna embarrass him any more, so I just get into my car and start it...and accidentally pop my trunk. -Run out to close my trunk and I see him laughing again. So I point out that I let him have a pass on dropping his stuff. He nods and says goodnight again...and I trip over nothing on my way back to my door. Match made in clumsy heaven.
Posted on: Tue, 16 Sep 2014 23:36:06 +0000
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