Let me share my adventures today...the day begins great...doing work (which I love) and then my coworker and I stop for lunch at an Italian restaurant that has FABULOUS pizza...we are seated...we wait...I jabber on and my friend is hungry and shes the quiet one...I keep yakking...finally she catches the manager and lets him know we dont have a wait person, no one has asked for our drink orders...he brings us bread - several groups who came in after us were already ordering...OK...our wait gals were in the corner sitting at a table taking a break we suppose...our waitress is very nice. We order. Salads come...her fork is FILTHY and of course I used mine to break the bread apart! YUCK...mine was clean. Ok. then we order. Salad good. As we are eating, I witness a fairly young (since Im part of the AARP Associates) mother POP her more than AMPLE SIZED BOOB out UNCOVERED and plops her infant (about 4-6 months old) on IT!!! UNCOVERED! NO DANG MODESTY NOR RESPECT! Ok, my friend is positioned so she misses the FLOOR SHOW! EGADS I said! Im laughing but at the time, well, it was less than funny! So, she continues without covering that mammoth booble (boob bottle). The child never fussed. He fussed when she pulled him off about, maybe, 10 minutes later. She could have waited but I think now and then that she was attention seeking. Where she and her companion were seated did not allow anyone BUt my friend (HA!) the luxury of not seeing this while eating lunch. Soldiers, couples, anyone had view. DO NOT GET me wrong - I fully, wholeheartedly support and encourage breast feeding. I did and am glad I did BUT i was modest, discreet, respectful and planned my outings...AND I COVERED!!!!! GOOOOOOOOOD DANGED GRIEF! This is the kind of behavior that supports those who are against breast feeding in public and the practice at all. Same day, just about 20 minutes after the FLOOR SHOW...stop at my banks ATM on post to pull out some money for a coworkers going away. I get the receipt that says DISBURSEMENT but NO money!!! Then the ATM screen says ERROR 569. OH YES! I called my bank and the bank center (UGH) says my account showed no money issued. I CORRECT him and tell him my receipt shows money was given. SO we go back and forth...bottom line I am to CALL THEM tomorrow about the same time to see if my account ACTUALLY showed the posting. REALLY? Yes, really. Ok, I drive about two blocks away (I can see the place from where this occurred) and go into the little shoppette to use THAT ATM. Well...this ATM says my card is invalid and to contact the issuer. OMGOODNESS! I did. This person says nothing shows error on MY card and its good; they are again notifying ATM services. O LORDY! No money! Just CORTISOL added to the already accumulated CORTISOL! Oh, did I tell you that they wanted me to tell them what identification and the number I used to open the account? That was 1986!!!! I shared that date with the callers...both times...they probably WERE NOT BORN by 1986! I shared my DL#. I said with the FLOOR SHOW...this was not the day...Yep it turned out to be the day! LIFE IS FUNNNNNYYYYY!
Posted on: Wed, 20 Nov 2013 02:14:21 +0000
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