Lets Play! Rules: Think hard before you answer, Ok. 1 A man dressed in all black is walking down across a four way stop. Suddenly, a large black car without any lights on comes round the corner and screeches to a stop. How did the car know he was there? It was day time. ____________________ 2 A rooster laid an egg on top of the barn roof. Which way did it roll? It didnt roll - roosters dont lay eggs. ____________________ 3 A truck driver is going down a one way street the wrong way, and passes at least ten cops. Why is he not caught? Hes walking on the sidewalk. ____________________ 4 An electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph. Which way does the smoke blow? There is no smoke with an electric train. ____________________ 5 Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? Mount Everest was still the highest even though it had not been discovered. ____________________ 6 Does Britain have a 4th of July? Yes they do, and a July 5th and a July 6th. ____________________ 7 Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not? Eskimos live at the North Pole, penguins at the South Pole. ____________________ 8How can a man go eight days without sleep? No problem , He sleeps at night. ____________________ 9 How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? Concrete floors are very hard to crack! ____________________ 10 How can you lift an elephant with one hand? It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. ____________________ 11 How many animals did Moses take onto the ark? None; Noah was in that story! ____________________ 12 How many birth days does the average person have? Just one, all the rest are anniversaries. 13If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it? No time at all it is already built. ____________________ 14If Mr Smiths peacock lays an egg in Mr Jones yard, who owns the egg? Peacocks don’t lay eggs, just peahens. ____________________ If there are 6 apples and you take away 4, how many do you have? The 4 you took. ____________________ 16If you divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get? 70! Think about it. What does half really mean? Its 0.5! What is 30 divided by 0.5? 60! Now 60 + 10 = 70. ____________________ 17If you had only one match, and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some newspaper, and some kindling wood, which would you light first? The match. ____________________ 18If you spell sit all day in the tub S-O-A-K, and you spell a funny story J-O-K-E, how do you spell the white of an egg? A-L-B-U-M-E-N or E-G-G-W-H-I-T-E 19There was an airplane crash, every single person on board died, but yet two people survived. How is this possible? The two were married. ____________________ 20Theres a 1 story house where everything inside and outside of it was PURPLE. So what color were the stairs? There were no stairs because it was a one story house! ____________________ 21How many cheeks do you have? Four…count them. ____________________ 22How many legs does an elephant have if you call his trunk as a leg? Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn’t make it a leg. ____________________ 23What can you never eat for breakfast? Dinner. ____________________ 24What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow. ____________________ 25What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed and a toothbrush. ____________________ 26What familiar word starts with IS, ends with AND, and has LA in the middle? Island. ____________________ 27What goes up and down, but still remains in the same place? Stairs! ____________________ 28What goes up and never comes down? Age. ____________________ 29What happened when wheel was invented? It caused a revolution. ____________________ 30What has 4 wheels & flies? The garbage truck! ____________________ 31What is the maximum number of times a normal sheet of (news)paper can be folded in half by hand? Only once. After that you’re folding it into quarters, eights and so on. ____________________ 32What is the most recent year where New Year’s preceded Christmas? This year. New Year’s always preceded Christmas in the calendar year. ____________________ 33What looks like half an apple? The other half. Duh ____________________ 34Whos bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger or their baby? The baby, since he is a little Bigger. ____________________ 35Why is it against the law for a man living in Durbanto be buried in Kokstad? Because he’s not dead yet,hawu.
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