Let’s have some fun. I will have to credit for the joke format ‘you might be a…’ to Jeff Foxworthy but then, I think that format has been around even before him. These are all original save for the words; “You might be a…So if anyone wants to sue me, I haven’t got squat, so let me see. Half of squat taken form naught is squat, plus naught; which is still squat, of course… You go down to Mexico and are disappointed with the food down there because you could not find a Taco Bell….You might be a Progressive. You think all text and forms should be bilingual even though you’re barely capable of being ‘lingual’ in your home tongue of English….You might be a Progressive. You feel anyone with more than you is a greedy criminal and anyone with less than you is a victim, even though you have never met or talked to them….You might be a Progressive. You drive a Prius or other hybrid electrical car to save the environment, without considering it takes the same fossil fuels to make electricity for the car and the heavy metal waste from spent batteries is far more toxic to the environment than carbon monoxide or carbon dioxide…..You might be a Progressive. You support nuclear power because you figure waste that last 24,000 years, that we have yet to figure what to do with yet, is better than carbon dioxide. A gas plants use for photosynthesis and take up naturally to survive while giving of oxygen…..You might be a Progressive. If you just Googled ‘photosynthesis’ and read the Wikipedia article on it up to the point that it confirmed what I said and got pissed off because your couldn’t say I’m wrong…. You might be a Progressive. You think everyone deserves a fair shot as long as it doesn’t involve any effort from you save judging the actions of everyone else not giving enough, even though the only effort you make is with your mouth….. You might be a Progressive. You think the Constitution is old and worn out, even though when asked about the Amendments you would change; you ask ‘what are Amendments?’…..You might be a Progressive. You consider anyone who criticizes Obama a racist…..You might be a Progressive. If you don’t think there should be any borders and yet you lock your house, lock your car; lock your computer, because you don’t want anyone crossing your ‘personal borders… You might be a Progressive. If you read any of these observations and think they are offensive….You might be a Progressive. If you think that I give a rat’s ass that your offended….Your defiantly a Progressive. More to come…
Posted on: Wed, 14 May 2014 15:22:27 +0000
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