Lexophile is a term used to describe those who are clever with words, such as you can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish , or to write with a broken pencil is pointless. A competition to see who can come up with the best lexphillies is held every year in Dubuque, Iowa. The years winning submissions are: ... When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. ... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. ... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A. ... The batteries were given out free of charge. ... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. ... A will is a dead giveaway. ... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. ... A boiled egg is hard to beat. ... When youve seen one shopping centre, youve seen a mall. ... Police were called to the daycare centre, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. .. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? Hes all right now. ... A bicycle cant stand alone; it is two tired. ... When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. ... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered. ... He had a photographic memory which was never developed. ... When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought shed dye. ... Acupuncture is a jab well done. Thats the point of it.
Posted on: Mon, 18 Aug 2014 05:58:51 +0000
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