Lie about how I met you? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!! "Well, I remember it like it was yesterday. I had just stolen the Star Of India, and I knew I still had to attend the Grand Ball, but I had no place to stash it before the event. So as soon as I made it to shore, I threw off my wetsuit, to reveal my Armani tuxedo underneath, and straightened my bow-tie. When all of a sudden 25 ninjas attacked me! It was rather bothersome not wrinkling my suit as I proceeded to kill all of them with Judo. I glanced at my watch, it was 10 minutes before the Duke of Zanzibar made his speech, so I used my satellite wrist-com to call my stealth fighter plane. I was airborne for not 2 mins when a giant dragon appeared. Luckily I kept an enchanted sword (+5 against dragons) in my cockpit, so I grabbed the sword and ejected. It was an epic fight as I plummeted through the sky. The dragon tried to bite me, and at that very moment, I stabbed him in both eyes and he reared back in a mighty death throe. Luckily, I just happened to be directly over the Grand Ball Room, I came crashing through the skylight and landed on a team of assassins intent on killing the Duke. When I brushed of the broken glass and stood up, the hall burst into applause. You smiled, and handed me a banana daiquiri."- Me
Posted on: Wed, 03 Jul 2013 13:09:26 +0000
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