Lies Seamus and Dean Told Harrys Fans To Mess With Them When Harry snores, he breathes fire He once punched Voldemort in the face When he gets bored, Harry draws smiley faces on the moon Harrys so powerful he can just look at a girl’s bra and itll pop open He once played got your nose with Voldy, and won Harrys so Chosen he picked up a quill and it did his homework for him When Harry got down to the Chamber of Secrets he looked into the Basilisk’s eyes and the Basilisk died Harrys real name is Manuel Schicklegrubermeiger His pure awesomeness melted the film in Colin Creeveys camera Three times Hes so cool he went down to the kitchens once and the teachers had to spend nine hours defrosting the House Elves Every time somebody thinks about him, he can hear it His owl, Hedwig, can read his thoughts He once made out with Celestina Warbeck He has a hit single in Japan His socks put themselves on Harry invented crumping Harry invented high-fives Harry invented Quidditch He did nine years of gymnastics The Ministry tried to send him to Azkaban for being too awesome If he slaps you, you’ll have the ability to turn things to gold He once got so bored everything in the room burst into flames except for him If you touch his scar, it’ll electrocute you Harry’s so badass, in a duel, he’ll just give the spell a disapproving look and it’ll rebound on the wizard who cast it He doesn’t approve of any of this Yeah he’s pretty much gunna hate us Ah well he’ll get over it - Cristie
Posted on: Thu, 06 Nov 2014 10:47:02 +0000
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