> Life has its ways of turning around... > > > There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, > trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it > down in one swig. > > Well, whatcha gonna do about it? he says, menacingly, as I burst into > tears. > > Come on, man, the biker says, I didnt think youd CRY. I cant stand > to see a man crying. > > This is the worst day of my life, I say. Im a complete failure. I > was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, > I found my car had been stolen and I dont have any insurance. I left my > wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man, and then > my dog bit me. > > So . . . I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it > all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison > dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!.... > > But hell... enough about me... how are you doing??
Posted on: Tue, 08 Apr 2014 13:56:08 +0000
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