Like if this applies to you. Youre on the john, settling in a solid poop session. You get on UQSS. You scan threads that began with a semi-intelligent post that rapidly derails into meme/4chan/whatever references. You blindly flick through the comments. Hark. You see nice thumbnail of someone attractive (male or female; if the bears hungry hell eat). You click through to their profile. You have dirty thoughts about taking them out for a nice seafood dinner and not calling them back. Youre bored of them now. You go back to the thread; continue scrolling, its a blur of faces and blue text on white. You finish pooping. You leave campus. And you leave on your own. And you go home. And you cry. And you want to die.
Posted on: Fri, 29 Aug 2014 06:24:15 +0000
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