Limericks Two lesbians North of the town, Made sixty-nine love on the ground, Their unbridled lust, Leaked out in the dust, And made so much mud that they drowned! ============================= There was an old man of the port, Whose prick was remarkably short, When he got into bed, The old woman said, This isnt a prick, its a wart! =============================== Once a young gay from Khartoum, Took a lesbian up to his room, They argued all night, Over who had the right, To do what, and with which and to whom! ============================ The Duchess when pouring tea, Asked, Do you fart when you pee?, I replied with some wit, Do you belch when you shit?, And I think that was one up to me! ================================ There was a young girl from Hoboken, Who claimed that her hymen was broken, From riding her bike, On a cobblestone pike, But it really was broken from pokin! ================================
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