Lol. I applied for a film gig (Producers Assistant for an Atlanta based production) on Mandy and this is the response I got back. Got your resume in response to the AD posted for a Production Assistant and I really feel I need some assistance at this time thats why I need someone who can organize my schedule. I am, Brett Ratner. I have been pretty successful in a handful of ventures which have involves working for the Fox Film Corporation and have successfully wrote screenplay and directed some of these films, Rush Hour film series (1998 & 2001), The Family Man (2000) , Red Dragon (2002) , X-Men: The Last Stand (2006), and Tower Heist (2011) . and many more.. I am presently working with UNICEF and other private NGO organizations on a short film which am directing. Though work hasnt commenced and we should start working on the film in next 25 days, also various welfare and community service programs, so it is imperative for me to have a worthy assistant who can monitor and keep me updated with my day to day activities.Your duties basically would be ; * Running personal errands and monitoring. * Keep projects on schedule. * Works closely with me throughout the production process. * Liaising between myself and the post production team. * Writing coverage on scripts, drafting letters, making phone calls, running an office, interviewing personnel, coordinating the fund raising process, assisting with duties on and off set. * Taking care of Financial activities My work schedule has been so hectic and has been an uphill task for me and I barely have the required time anymore. I need someone who can help me ease off the burden and do his/her work with or without supervision. Im looking for someone who can handle my business & personal errands at his/her spare time and I need your service because I am constantly working abroad. Your present location doesnt affect the Status of the job because i seek someone who can perform his or her duties with little supervision, All i need you to do is to complete all task in a timely manner. I am being thorough and explanatory here because i have hired people in the past who did not live up to what i expected and this time, i do not want to make the same mistake. I have decided to offer you a probationary offer (trial period). Here i want to see how you would demonstrate your skills and how exceptional you are and how efficient and on time you will be. I will need you to perform a couple of tasks for me during this week, which are part of basic duties you will be performing when fully employed by me and if i am impressed and convinced that you are right for the job, I will be hiring you. Successful completion of the trial period qualifies you for an interview and Temporary weekly wage for the trial period will be Five Hundred Dollars/weekly and full employment details and permanent salary package + bonuses will be discussed. If the afore mentioned terms will work with you, I will have my financial adviser have payment for these purchases and tasks, mailed to you. The trial period runs for a week or two. If you want to sign up for this, Kindly provide the details below ... Your Full name Mailing Address Daytime phone number & Two Work or Personal References. Two Work or Personal References. Thank You! Brett Ratner. This is better than those Nigerian email scams!
Posted on: Thu, 15 Jan 2015 20:16:37 +0000
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