Lol I have been sitting here the last 20 mins trying to think of something to write and I am lost for words. I finally came up with something just now so hold on to your hats lol this should be good. Ok so I was walking the other night and I realize that there is something following me. I turn to find a little white turtle (yes a white turtle). He looks at me and says "you must follow me my friend" (yes he can talk). I follow this white turtle for about and hour into the yard we had been standing next when he told me to follow him. We finally come to a hole that I saw from where we met an hour ago. The white turtle looks at me and says "you must jump in this hole." I look at this turtle with a raised eyebrow while saying "umm...bud that is a mole hole. How do you expect me to fit in that." The white turtle grins then says "you must think small." Well you all know me I was like ok well here goes and I jump while thinking small. I come to an hour later with the white turtle on my chest. I notice the turtle is laughing. I instantly get mad and say "whats so funny!" The turtle raises a foot and points to my right while saying "I can not believe you tried that. You were knocked out for an hour. I knock the turtle of me and then shove his head into the entrance to the hole he told me to jump into. Then the weirdest thing happens I am in a new world and the white turtle is sitting next to me laughing again. He looks up to me and smiles while saying "thats good enough." Ok are you as stunned as I was to that turning out that way. Anyway back to the story. The craziest things is we are in this new world no longer than two seconds and a pack of rabid hamsters start attacking me. I kick them away but they keep coming. I look for the white turtle and all I see is an empty bloody shell. So I start screaming like a little girl then I wake up and I am laying on the side of the road. Apparently what happened is a man was driving down my road and saw a turtle in the road swerved to miss it and struck me with his car. Luckily I was not seriously harmed just stunned and knocked unconscious for a few minutes.
Posted on: Sat, 17 Aug 2013 05:28:25 +0000
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