Lol. Must read it A woman and a man are involved in a car - TopicsExpress

Lol. Must read it A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Its a bad one , caused by the womans reckless driving. Both of their cars are destroyed but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; So, youre a man. Thats interesting. Im a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! Theres nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days. The man replied, I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God! The woman continued, And look at this, heres another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didnt break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, Arent you having any? She replies, Nah. I think Ill just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence. Adam ate the apple again ! Men will NEVER learn !

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