(Lol) UNPUBLISHED LAWS BY NEWTON: BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you dont want to be seen with. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine wont work, it will! LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee gets cold!! LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues,the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. LAW OF BREAD: When a buttered slice of bread falls to the floor, it falls on the buttered side. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Posted on: Mon, 09 Jun 2014 08:36:07 +0000