Long story but True story. Joyce and I went to Chattanooga to see a movie today. We were sitting on the last row; Joyce was in the third seat from the wall, I was seated next to her and there was one empty seat to my right. A woman came in, went to the row in front of ours, sat down in the seat closest to the wall. She sat there for about 5 minutes, got up, came to the row where Joyce and I were sitting and sat down beside me. Okay~~As soon as this woman sat down, she looked at me and said, Im having BOWEL trouble. (Im not kidding!). I looked at her and said, Excuse me, WHAT did you just say? ( I was pretty sure what she had just said but I couldnt believe it.) Then she said to me, What did YOU say? I said, I SAID what did YOU SAY? She then replied, What did you say? Thats when Joyce and I moved to the opposite side of the theatre. Bless that woman, seems to me her BOWEL trouble is the least of her problems!
Posted on: Wed, 31 Dec 2014 03:10:43 +0000
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