Look what my older daughter texted me on my b-day,My nigga! So theres this man i know! A man that i cause havoc with. A man who has 4 ninjas and has raised them to be good and not evil. Yet he still fails to proclaim he has raised an evil one. This man does electric wiring for houses and he fixes cars and he still fails to get electricuted. On fathers day many years ago they finally named him Gerrytrician. I wonder who can that man be. At this very moment he is probably being a pain in the ass to my mummy or probably snoring and scaring every old woman around the block. Although that was funny many days ago. You have become a wiser man. Ha. Ha. Ha. Dont get to cocky it was just a twinkle of your wisdom teeth. I hope you find your day pleasant because it wont last for long because underneath your baby there is a surprise prolonged. Once you have figured it out just be glad your age is not 69. Just one last thing your one more year closer to death! Happy birthday dad. Ill make sure today is your best 39 years ever.
Posted on: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 21:36:08 +0000
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