Looku you, looku wellu! ....BOMBO DON COME AGAIN OH! Awon Maiduguri soro ri oh! Awon ara Ondo soro do oh! Awon ara Enugu soro gun oh! Looku you, looku wellu! Second base jare!...as we carry our minds from this contraption to the big Conga drums: Weve heard it all before. Abi havent we? The gra gra social commentators who hover between being critics and town criers?! There is one thing that is a common trait in their ranks...They think they know more than the eggheads in Govt and everyone in Govt is corrupt and evil and bla bla blah bbbblaaaaaah (excuse my retching). They CONSTANTLY STAND IN FRIVOLOUS JUDGEMET, and there is always a revolution around the corner if you listen to them....that is if you can hear anything above their Kumbaya noises! But these so-called freedom folks dont wear flowery hippie apparels and drive Kombi buses oh! No sirrrr.....they are leading their causes in Designer clothes and Range Rovers.....and an Apple iPad has replaced the all iconic spliff! No be lie. Walahi!! (biting my finger and pointing to God). LOL! As I was yarning....WE DON HEAR AM TIRE BEFORE, SEVERAL TIMES! If things are not done the way they want it, then its not being done right! If they see some old delegates falling asleep, other people must not see the delegates that are awake! Na so dem understand am oh! For real! We heard them when Jega placed a blue print and a budget in front of us all! ...Our designer town criers tore the chap to shreds with their wisdom! But today, Jega and Jonathan stand as the only humans alive who have conducted successive and successful elections for all parties in Nigeria. THE TOWN CRIERS WERE WRONG! Abi imma lie? We heard them when they whipped up negative elitist sentiments when the fuel subsidy was partially removed .... they promised that the poor would evaporate with their auto-correct calculations! But we Agberos said Mba and supported the President to stand strong and firm because Agberos like us could see it would be good for our country in the long run (its called vision). Today, inflation has crashed down to 7.7%. A stark opposite to their doomsday predictions! THE TOWN CRIERS WERE WRONG! Mobile phones to farmers nko? DEM LET US HIAR WORRRD? They ridiculed and had laugh-parties about it and the idea of any Cassava bread was an episode of Alawada to them! But we Agberos and Mr. Presido are still wacking and munching the cassa bread till tomorrow! The bread sweeeeeet, no be lie! Our agric practices are now today being applauded Worldwide! DEM TOWN CRIERS WERE WRONG AS USUAL! Our town criers screamed in their eliist wisdom why should every State have a University and Airport when existing Universities and Airports are not hi-tech quality, etc etc? ...NA LIE! WE AGBEROS DID NOT AGREE FOR THEM and insisted on having the Universities and Airports Nationwide because common waterside wisdom obviously dictates that you cannot tell your second daughter not to get married just because your first daughter is not yet married! THEY WERE WRONG....AGAIN! .....And so on and so forth! Examples of these pipos wisdomses PLENTY wellu wellu. You simply cant trust their judgement! YOU CANT! I might have to continue next Monday just to be able to mention them all.... LWKM! NOW THESE SAME PEOPLE HAVE COME AGAIN OH! Now it is our new National Conference they are ridiculing AND THEY EXPECT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY? ....S-E-R-I-O-U-S-L-Y??? ABEG ABEG ABEGGGIII!! As for me, I have changed my mind (because I thought the conference would be too dangerous after the under age girl child bill passed under our noses). I now want to hear from my Ijaw pipo as much as I want to hear from my Kanuri, Nupe and Effiok brothers and sisters! I want to know my Egba and Ijebu brothers mindsets just as much as I want to hear from my Fulani and Hausa sisters too! Its our country and we are having a conversation AND THE PRICE IS MORE THAN WORTH IT! You cannot place a pricetag on the benefits we will derive from simply sitting down and talking to each other to make our relationships better. That alone is priceless!!! But of course if you choose to deafen your ears to the words spoken in this relationship, that is your prerogative. You can sit around your little clusters and sing your kumbaya songs and continue your comedy parties....NOBODY GIVES A DAMN! IT WONT STOP NADDER! Because there is work, serious work, to be done!....At the National Conference. ...by very serious people! It is the right thing to do! No be lie! Awon Egba soro gba oh! Awon Ijebu soro bu oh! Awon Abuja soro ja oh!.... Awon.... ...Second fooking base jare!
Posted on: Wed, 19 Mar 2014 08:55:18 +0000
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