Lorena’s Corner: Some of my best lies… 1. It wasn’t me! – Because some things just aren’t worth taking credit for… 2. Oh, yeah. That makes sense. – Because option B involves admitting that I am clueless. 3. Thank you so much! I just love it! – Because telling someone that their gift sucked would make me look like an insensitive jerk. 4. No, officer… I have no idea how fast I was going. – Because claiming ignorance is sometimes better than admitting to insubordination. 5. Yeah, I’ll start working on that ASAP! – Because telling you I have 10 things to do first would just irritate you. 6. My resume is 5 pages long for a good reason. – Because I’m darn good at bullshittin’!
Posted on: Tue, 30 Jul 2013 12:16:30 +0000
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