Lots of people are making jokes about tomorrow being Zombie Jesus day. This is blasphemy... Hes clearly a vampire. Consider: 1. Rose from the dead. 2. Possesses superhuman strength upon resurrection (rolling away the stone). 3. Never appeared in the daytime again after resurrection. 4. Still has the wounds he had upon death, though no longer bloody, but not healing (like the fang marks on your typical vampire). 5. Can possess and command his followers. 6. Could fly after resurrection. 7. Wants you to drink his blood so you can live forever. 8. Probably not that into crosses. 9. Demands to be your lord and master. 10. His followers are obligated to be buried vs. burned. 11. Wants you to invite him in to your heart. 12. Wants you to convert others to also drink his blood. 13. Holidays set not at the movements of the sun, but of the moon. I could provide more, but thirteen points seems somehow appropriate. Certainly many more supporting points than a zombie theory. :)
Posted on: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 02:30:32 +0000
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