Love these: PUNS FOR THE EDUCATED MIND 1. The fattest knight at King Arthurs round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, itll still be stationery. 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 9. A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall. The police are looking into it. 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: You stay here; Ill go on a head. 13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: Keep off the Grass. 15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 17. A backward poet writes inverse. 18. In a democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes. 19 . When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. 20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, youd be in Seine. 21. A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The stewardess looks at him and says, Im sorry, only one carrion allowed per passenger. ____________________________________________________________ The End of the Made-In-China Era The impossible (but real) technology that could make you impossibly rich. fool
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