MALE VS. FEMALE LOGIC! Woman : Do you drink Guinness? Man: Yes Woman: How many a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $9.00 (This is where it gets scary !) Woman : And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman : So a Guinness costs $9 and you have 3 a day which puts your spending each month at $810. In one year, it would be approximately $9855 …correct? Man : Correct Woman : If in 1 year you spend $9855, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $197,100, correct? Man : Correct Woman : Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much Guinness, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man : Do you drink Guinness? Woman : No Man : Where’s your Ferrari? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on: Sat, 31 Aug 2013 07:55:14 +0000
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