MAYHEM!!! in Castlederg today. When big Maggie Bumbletumble, leaped up on the back of Dohertys coal lorry and gave a shrieking, falsetto rendering of White Christmas. Windows were shattered. Dogs barked and howled. Cats ran up drain pipes and the entire town came to a stop. Big Maggie, wearing hobnailed boots, puce maternity dress and black leather bomber jacket, guldered out the much loved Christmas song with vigor and gusto. Asked by this reporter why she was singing, big Maggie roared. Charity boy. Aye, war on want. Give me a pound boy, or Ill split you. When asked where the proceeds were going, big Maggie yelled, Are you fecking stupid boy? War on want. Aye, boy, war on want and as no one is wanting more than me, I get it all. When asked if she thought this ethical, big Maggie bellowed. Ethical my arse. Listen boy, dont you come to Castlederg, with your big words and polished shoes. Get back to Belfast too hell, before Im dug out of you. This is Ken Reid,in Castlederg, reporting for, UTV LIVE.
Posted on: Thu, 18 Dec 2014 18:56:34 +0000
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